الاثنين، 20 أغسطس 2012

Syrians face reality and bitter stream of jokes


Syrians chose in the face of the bloody events that are shaking the country for 17 months humor, used in demonstrations and under bombardment and on the pages of social networking on the Internet, the joke on themselves and on their fate, in an attempt to turn their tragedy into smilies.
And the city of Homs, which is its people replace scarce residents of the Levant and its inhabitants themselves, a large share of these jokes, although repression and destruction of the "capital of the Syrian revolution," but without that discourage its people from moving in the protest movement and humor in Ann.
The Syrians circulating that Ahmassaa was playing a shell fired by the regular forces of the city did not explode. As his friend warned him that it might explode, "Do not worry, we have a lot of them."
The day was Homs in the center of the country at the forefront of events, and the city of Aleppo in the north in the immune relatively the protest movement against the regime of President Bashar al-Assad before they explode where the fighting finally, he tells the people of Aleppo that Ahmassaa and his wife, veiled income Aleppo to escape the bombardment of Homs. After hours on their arrival, had not heard voices shooting projectiles or clashes such as those that bleed their area, he said to his wife that Homsi tend her hijab because it seems that "no one in Aleppo."
And tells the Syrians that someone has returned to his home with live chickens, and asked his wife that slaughtered and Tthoha, his wife reminded him that they were forced to sell all kitchen tools because of the need of money, and that they have no gas for cooking. Vhf chicken "live Bashar, Bashar live."
The Syrians suffer from the crisis and fuel gas. Killed since mid-March / March more than 23 000 people according to the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, and the estimated damage battles with more than ten billion dollars, has increased unemployment and decreased income.
In conjunction with the Olympic Games held recently in London, ranked satirical sports news pages opposition activists on "Facebook" to reflect the reality of living in Syria, including the "Syrian team wins the gold medal in carrying jars of gas and up the stairs."
And keep pace with developments on the ground most of the humor and political in Syria, has been the splits large share of jokes.
After a split a number of dignitaries at a high level, and rumors repeated defections by Syrian Vice President Farouq al-Shara, has become the joke most common says that Bashar al-Assad forced his deputy to sleep beside him in one bed at night for fear of his escape, while you sleep Asma al-Assad on the couch.
After a split Prime Minister Riad veil, reverberated pages Syrian activists opposing pictures of the new officials swear an oath before the President, "I swear to God that does not split and kept Trtora as Ahdtna."
And the effects of transmission veil and other officials dissidents to neighboring Jordan fantasy owners humor, even drawing someone customs hall on the Syrian border where the Jordanian imagined four lines: "Jordanians" and "Arabs" and "diplomats" and "Syrian officials dissidents."
And enjoys the military dissidents refugees to Turkey you of jokes for keeping their distance from the battlefield at home. The banners in several demonstrations that read "Dear dissident, the Syrian revolution taking place in Syria, not in Turkey."
The defection of Brigadier Manaf Talas and heading to Paris and pushed one of the demonstrators in the village in the countryside of Idlib Kvrenbl (northwest) to raise a banner reading "Brigade led by Brigadier General Charles de Gaulle Manaf Talas controls the Champs Elysées."
Not without sarcastic comments from political meanings, such as those that say that "Syria won the Olympic Games gold medal in archery, has achieved the largest Iranian player snipers," in reference to the news that circulated around the use of the system Opponents Baknash and fighters from its ally Iran.
And when they do not find Activists what fun of him may turn to make fun of themselves, like the activist Homsi images videotape showing the destruction of a large and hear the voices of shells around him, which refers to "Dabdoub (doll) infected no one is able to save him because of sniper." Then repeating what the media and activists usually photographed during the massacres or bloody events, which highlights the camera on the doll, "God is Greatest, Where are the Arabs? Where are the Muslims? ...

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